Fiberccino

Yesterday while washing dishes someone was walking around my neighborhood putting Benefiber recipe booklets in people’s front door handles. Living in an area with mostly older / retired people I must get roped into the demographic of those who buy fiber supplements.

While I like ensuring that my diet has sufficient amounts of fiber in it, I do so by eating things like porridge instead of bizarre concoctions like the Fiberccino shown above. Water (capitalized, for some reason) is the most natural thing in there, with refined sugar as the distant second.

Other recipes in this booklet include Upside-Down Pizza, Quick Sloppy Joes, Cajun Chicken Salad, Cheesecake Pie, Apple Dumplings, and Raspberry Sauce, all with Benefiber-brand wheat dextrin, because Benefiber^® Makes Taking Fiber Easier Perverse™.