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Also, WeatherBug says that it is 0°F outside right now. I’d confirm this, as about an hour ago I was buying gas somewhere in the 9 Mile and Woodward area and I was just standing there, shaking, being amazed at the stillness of Ferndale and how crisp and dry everything seemed. At those temperatures snow is almost like gravel. It’s no longer slippery, it’s almost like the dirt on a freshly plowed country road, crunchy, blowing in bizarre egg-dipping-oil-like patterns across the highway.