87.8°F
July 20, 2007
Box from Tanga.com, smashed by FedEx GroundUpon arriving home today I found a very smashed cardboard box on my front porch. It contained a cheap infrared thermometer purchased from Tanga.com a little while back. Opening the box I found that the item inside was thankfully okay, and it also seems to work properly. It says my scrotum is 87.8°F (31°C).
Aren’t your balls a bit warm? Still, it’s good to see your postal service treats boxes the same way ours do. I’d say that’s had a heavy box placed on it, then probably been used as a substitute basket-ball.
Man buys IR thermometer, man measures own scrotal temperature, all is right with the world.
I thought of the anus†, but I haven’t washed there since I showered this morning, and I’m not going to risk… things.
† The first thing I measured when I first ever used an IR thermometer was my parents’ dog’s anus. She was facing away from me, so it made sense.
funny you should say that considering i read tanga as tenga
The first time I saw the link to the place that’s what I thought it was too. :D
It’s actually just some Woot wanna-be.