Dear people of the world. Please…
…scrape the rest of your windshield before attempting to drive…
…do not apply perfume / cologne or scented hand lotion before touching public facilities (gas pumps, door knobs, door handles, etc)…
…do not smoke out your car window in slow traffic, as it stinks…
…do not get your filth on the toilet seat…
…as then life will be both nicer and easier for everyone else. Thank you.