This is a public service announcement about your drains.
While showering today I noticed that the water was draining slowly, almost as if it was being filtered through something large before heading down the pipes. After I finished and got dressed I removed the drain cover and found the above mass of hair, mold, and soap scum inside. Now that Danielle is essentially living here and Roxie is occasionally bathed in the shower I need to remember to clean out the drain a bit more often. That, or I need to ensure that both Danielle and Roxie’s hair is kept as short as mine. I think the former will be better received and more productive.
Remember kids, only you can prevent plumbing backups.