{"id":882,"date":"2008-12-21T13:02:29","date_gmt":"2008-12-21T18:02:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/?p=882"},"modified":"2008-12-21T13:02:29","modified_gmt":"2008-12-21T18:02:29","slug":"fiberccino","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/2008\/12\/21\/fiberccino\/","title":{"rendered":"Fiberccino"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<table cellpadding=1>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"black\"><a href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/gallery\/v\/random_stuff\/benefiber_fiberccino.jpg.html?g2_imageViewsIndex=2\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/gallery\/d\/80389-2\/benefiber_fiberccino.jpg\" height=640 width=466 border=0 alt=\"Scanned recipe for a Benefiber Fiberccuino. This recipe was received in a book of Benefiber recipes which someone placed in my front door handle.\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday while washing dishes someone was walking around my neighborhood putting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.benefiber.com\">Benefiber<\/a> recipe booklets in people&#8217;s front door handles. Living in an area with mostly older \/ retired people I must get roped into the demographic of those who buy fiber supplements.<\/p>\n<p>While I like ensuring that my diet has sufficient amounts of fiber in it, I do so by eating things like <a href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/gallery\/v\/moblog\/Image_284_jpg.jpg.html\">porridge<\/a> instead of bizarre concoctions like the Fiberccino shown above. Water (capitalized, for some reason) is the most natural thing in there, with refined sugar as the distant second.<\/p>\n<p>Other recipes in this booklet include Upside-Down Pizza, Quick Sloppy Joes, Cajun Chicken Salad, Cheesecake Pie, Apple Dumplings, and Raspberry Sauce, all with Benefiber-brand wheat dextrin, because <cite>Benefiber<sup>\u00ae<\/sup> Makes Taking Fiber <strike>Easier<\/strike> Perverse<\/cite>\u2122.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday while washing dishes someone was walking around my neighborhood putting Benefiber recipe booklets in people&#8217;s front door handles. Living in an area with mostly&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/2008\/12\/21\/fiberccino\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fiberccino<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","entry"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=882"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":884,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\/revisions\/884"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}