{"id":792,"date":"2008-12-04T10:46:51","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T15:46:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/?p=792"},"modified":"2008-12-04T11:02:06","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T16:02:06","slug":"defective-toilet-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/2008\/12\/04\/defective-toilet-paper\/","title":{"rendered":"Defective Toilet Paper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<table cellpadding=1>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"black\"><a href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/gallery\/v\/moblog\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/gallery\/d\/80122-4\/20081204.jpg\" height=640 width=480 border=0 alt=\"The toilet paper in the middle stall near me is defective, as if someone spilled glue on the roll. It comes out in multiple narrow strips.\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The toilet paper in the middle stall at work is currently broken. It seems as if glue (or something) ended up on the middle of the roll at the factory, which results in the paper tearing off in four thin strips. One for each half, then the separated layers. This was a hassle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The toilet paper in the middle stall at work is currently broken. It seems as if glue (or something) ended up on the middle of&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/2008\/12\/04\/defective-toilet-paper\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Defective Toilet Paper<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","category-work","entry"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=792"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":794,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/792\/revisions\/794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}