{"id":4213,"date":"2012-04-21T08:27:57","date_gmt":"2012-04-21T12:27:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/?p=4213"},"modified":"2012-04-21T08:34:32","modified_gmt":"2012-04-21T12:34:32","slug":"poopy-avocado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/2012\/04\/21\/poopy-avocado\/","title":{"rendered":"Poopy Avocado"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/IMG_6842-scaled.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/IMG_6842-scaled.jpg\" height=427 width=640 border=0 title=\"Organic avocado from Whole Foods with bird poop on it.\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This morning&#8217;s breakfast organic avocado from Whole Foods has bird poop on it. This amuses me. Not that it&#8217;s a problem, since the skin is essentially just a wrapper.<\/p>\n<p>(Amusingly, this is one of the best avocados I&#8217;ve had in Michigan in a while. There&#8217;s no bruising, it ripened nicely on the counter, and it&#8217;s quite tasty. Danielle chose well while at the store.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning&#8217;s breakfast organic avocado from Whole Foods has bird poop on it. This amuses me. Not that it&#8217;s a problem, since the skin is essentially just a wrapper. (Amusingly, this is one of the best avocados I&#8217;ve had in Michigan in a while. There&#8217;s no bruising, it ripened nicely on the counter, and it&#8217;s\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4213"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4215,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4213\/revisions\/4215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}