{"id":3344,"date":"2011-04-01T23:56:48","date_gmt":"2011-04-02T03:56:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/?p=3344"},"modified":"2011-04-01T23:56:48","modified_gmt":"2011-04-02T03:56:48","slug":"burger-king-cheese-fries-flavored-potato-snacks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/2011\/04\/01\/burger-king-cheese-fries-flavored-potato-snacks\/","title":{"rendered":"Burger King Cheese Fries (Flavored Potato Snacks)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<table cellpadding=1>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"black\"><a href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/gallery\/v\/food\/IMG_6035.jpg.html?g2_imageViewsIndex=2\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/gallery\/d\/96811-2\/IMG_6035.jpg\" height=640 width=427 border=0 title=\"Bag of Burger King Cheesy Fries flavored potato snacks, purchased for $1.\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Do not be like me. Do not buy these. Do not eat these. Not even if they only cost $1. Not if they are given to you. Not even if <a href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/gallery\/v\/food\/IMG_6036.jpg.html\">this photo of shiny, extruded, yellow &#8220;cheese&#8221;-colored dust-covered pieces of starch<\/a> make your mouth water.<\/p>\n<p>While initially tasting good, the profound amounts of sodium and odd artificial flavors screwed up my mouth for a few hours, and the salt contributed to me feeling sleepy and out of it.<\/p>\n<p>These are in a class of food that should not be eaten.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do not be like me. Do not buy these. Do not eat these. Not even if they only cost $1. Not if they are given&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/2011\/04\/01\/burger-king-cheese-fries-flavored-potato-snacks\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Burger King Cheese Fries (Flavored Potato Snacks)<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","entry"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3344"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3345,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3344\/revisions\/3345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}