{"id":2780,"date":"2010-08-31T09:16:16","date_gmt":"2010-08-31T13:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/?p=2780"},"modified":"2010-08-31T09:22:36","modified_gmt":"2010-08-31T13:22:36","slug":"bad-avocado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/2010\/08\/31\/bad-avocado\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Avocado!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<table cellpadding=1>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"black\"><a href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/gallery\/v\/moblog\/IMG_20100831_090647.jpg.html?g2_imageViewsIndex=2\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/gallery\/d\/94964-2\/IMG_20100831_090647.jpg\" height=480 width=640 border=0 title=\"Avocado, purchased yesterday from Whole Foods, found to be bad once opened up to eat for breakfast. It was stringy, discolored, and salty tasting.\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The avocado that I purchased yesterday from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wholefoods.com\">Whole Foods<\/a> to eat today for breakfast is bad. It&#8217;s weirdly stringy, tastes salty, and is of an overall not-avocado color. Oh well. I guess that&#8217;s why they were 10 for $10.<\/p>\n<p>No breakfast avocado for me, I guess. At least the peach that was purchased at the same time is good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The avocado that I purchased yesterday from Whole Foods to eat today for breakfast is bad. It&#8217;s weirdly stringy, tastes salty, and is of an&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/2010\/08\/31\/bad-avocado\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bad Avocado!<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","entry"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2780"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2780\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2782,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2780\/revisions\/2782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}