{"id":2199,"date":"2009-12-18T18:56:19","date_gmt":"2009-12-18T23:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/?p=2199"},"modified":"2009-12-18T18:57:31","modified_gmt":"2009-12-18T23:57:31","slug":"glitter-herpes-of-the-craft-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/2009\/12\/18\/glitter-herpes-of-the-craft-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Glitter, Herpes of the Craft World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<table cellpadding=1>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"black\"><a href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/gallery\/v\/random_stuff\/IMG_4692.jpg.html?g2_imageViewsIndex=2\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/gallery\/d\/89012-2\/IMG_4692.jpg\" height=427 width=640 border=0 title=\"Glitter on a Christmas card. Being the herpes of the craft world it is already on my pants, desk, and in the carpet.\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Today I received a Christmas card with glitter on it. While I appreciate the card, the glitter is a bit difficult to like. It&#8217;s already on my pants, stuck to my hands, on my desk, and in the carpet. I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll find bits of it for years to come. After all, glitter is the herpes of the craft world. (I believe this phrase must be attributed to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Demetri_Martin\">Demetri Martin<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I received a Christmas card with glitter on it. While I appreciate the card, the glitter is a bit difficult to like. It&#8217;s already&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/2009\/12\/18\/glitter-herpes-of-the-craft-world\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Glitter, Herpes of the Craft World<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-around-the-house","category-family","entry"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2199"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2201,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2199\/revisions\/2201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}