{"id":1342,"date":"2009-03-14T23:32:10","date_gmt":"2009-03-15T04:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/?p=1342"},"modified":"2009-03-14T23:32:10","modified_gmt":"2009-03-15T04:32:10","slug":"bananaphone-not-answered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/2009\/03\/14\/bananaphone-not-answered\/","title":{"rendered":"Bananaphone Not Answered"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/20090314225509.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/20090314225509.jpg\" height=480 width=640 border=0 alt=\"Meijer at Hayes and Hall Road (M-59) seems to be out of bananas. This disappoints me greatly.\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tonight when I went to Meijer I found that they are, for all intents and purposes, lacking bananas. I do not appreciate this. Instead I bought grapes, butter, and beer. Note that none of these three have conjoining intended uses.<\/p>\n<p>Also, <a href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/20090313191635.jpg\">this<\/a> is a photo of what happens when my neighbor buys a concrete downspout splash guard thingie, doesn&#8217;t remove it when it begins to degrade, and a big storm comes through.<\/p>\n<p>On a wholly unrelated note, I am listening to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Stabbing_Westward\">Stabbing Westward<\/a>&#8216;s <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wither_Blister_Burn_%26_Peel\">Wither Blister Burn &#038; Peel<\/a> and I&#8217;m amazed at how bad this album really is. I hadn&#8217;t listened to it since (at least) 2003 when I ripped all my CDs into iTunes, and likely not since 1999 or 2000. Back in the mid\/late 90s I listened to this regularly. Now I wonder what I was thinking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight when I went to Meijer I found that they are, for all intents and purposes, lacking bananas. I do not appreciate this. Instead I bought grapes, butter, and beer. Note that none of these three have conjoining intended uses. Also, this is a photo of what happens when my neighbor buys a concrete downspout\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-around-the-house","category-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1342"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1343,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1342\/revisions\/1343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}