{"id":1168,"date":"2009-02-05T10:12:08","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T15:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/?p=1168"},"modified":"2009-02-05T10:12:08","modified_gmt":"2009-02-05T15:12:08","slug":"accident-waiting-to-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/2009\/02\/05\/accident-waiting-to-happen\/","title":{"rendered":"Accident Waiting To Happen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<table cellpadding=1>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"black\"><a href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/gallery\/v\/moblog\/20090205085511.jpg.html?g2_imageViewsIndex=2\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/gallery\/d\/81215-2\/20090205085511.jpg\" height=480 width=640 border=0 alt=\"This person, turning left in front of me, hadn't bothered to clear off most of her car's windshield.\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Dear people of the world. Please&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;<a href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/gallery\/v\/moblog\/20090205085511.jpg.html\">scrape the rest of your windshield before attempting to drive<\/a>&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8230;do not apply perfume \/ cologne or scented hand lotion before touching public facilities (gas pumps, door knobs, door handles, etc)&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8230;do not smoke out your car window in slow traffic, as it stinks&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8230;do not get your filth on the toilet seat&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;as then life will be both nicer and easier for everyone else. Thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear people of the world. Please&#8230; &#8230;scrape the rest of your windshield before attempting to drive&#8230; &#8230;do not apply perfume \/ cologne or scented hand&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/2009\/02\/05\/accident-waiting-to-happen\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Accident Waiting To Happen<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-automotive","category-work","entry"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1168"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1168\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1170,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1168\/revisions\/1170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nuxx.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}